cold as a welldigger's ass (in January)

*cold as a welldigger's ass (in January) & *cold as a welldigger's feet (in January) & *cold as a witch's caress & *cold as marble & *cold as a witch's tit & *cold as a welldigger's ears (in January)

very, very cold; chilling. (Use caution with

ass

. *Also: as \cold as a welldigger's ass (in January).) •

Bill: How's the weather where you are? Tom: Cold as a welldigger's ass in January.

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By the time I got in from the storm, I was as cold as a welldigger's feet.

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The car's heater broke, so it's as cold as a welldigger's ears to ride around in it.

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She gave me a look as cold as a witch's caress.